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My Biggest Parenting Fail EVER

Contrary to popular belief, I am not perfect. My flaws (albeit few) do exist. I occasionally misplace my keys, pour formula in my coffee, shred birth certificates, and make parental mistakes. Currently, Simon’s in recovery from his eating disorder. Perpetual … Continue reading

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Help! My four year old is channeling Ghandi!

Dear Simon,           The British no longer rule India. So EAT YOUR DAMN FOOD!                                                                                      With love,                                                                                      Your mother   The above is a genuine pre-dinner picture.   If you thought Battle at Gettysburg was bad, come have dinner at our house. Simon … Continue reading

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