Writers I Idolize
Sorry Saint Peter. Reading their books forced me to break the First Commandment. Through them, I’ve really learned a lot.
Contemporary
1. Haven Kimmel: if we could merge eggs, I would have her child. 
2. David Sedaris: it goes without saying. 
3. Jen Lancaster: because she broke the mold and reminds me of my sister. 
4. Augusten Burroughs: makes me and my family seem sane. 
*Honorable Mention*(and it pains me to admit)– Tucker Max: for being himself. 
Classical
