Monthly Archives: April 2012

Gone With The Wind

Brian and I strive to nurture a free and accepting household. We want each member to know that they are loved unconditionally regardless of their showering status or how many protein bars they’ve ingested. Our Open Air Policy was well-intended. … Continue reading

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Confessions of a Cross-dresser

My husband looked up from his lap where my toes were placed and said, “I must admit. Your feet are pretty ripe.” Wittingly I added, “Perhaps that’s because I’m wearing your socks…and your pants. AND your shirt. Wait! Are any of … Continue reading

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Sleeping With The Enemy?

I hadn’t doubted our wedding vows…until last night. Not months ago, when Brian became possessed during his sleep. His pitch and volume matched Regan’s from The Exorcist. I was too busy laughing. Not last week, when he enhanced his slumber time by utilizing … Continue reading

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The Horror of Our Imperfect Wedding (and my sincere apologies to E. E. Cummings)

Over Easter, I heard my husband Brian speak of this for the first time since its occurrence. Therefore, I’m assuming blogging about the atrocity is possible. If not, I hope he considers it therapy. Chick flicks have always made the acid in my … Continue reading

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