January 11, 2010
In preparation for my next memoir Slackers, I’ve forced myself to spend time with a pathetic soul that I had once known on an intimate level. ME. The 23, 24, and 25 year old ME. It’s all about ME. Thankfully, the man I’d been then dating (The Crustacean) was, is, and always will be a hoarder. He [...]
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January 5, 2010
My goal: to make this post about my recent near-death experience as non-cliche’ as possible, because all such scenarios are the same. In every single one, someone nearly dies, but doesn’t. (Boring.) Please forgive me for my methods. December 31, 2009 Dear Ronnie Reaper (a.k.a Dan Death), I apologize for leaving you stranded on New Year’s [...]
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