“Yes, it’s tragic. Especially from this distance. Kierkegaard’s father had a terrible secret, which he passed along to his son, and Kierkegaard felt he could never marry, because he would infect–something like that–his fiancee with the truth.” –AnnaLee in Haven … Continue reading
…and asks for a beer and a mop.
While driving my pimped-out 2003 Toyota Corolla on the way onto the sweat shop, I removed my eyes from the road for a microsecond. It was slick out and I really should have had all of my concentration on the … Continue reading
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“My blood alcohol level is dangerously low,”– Dry, Augusten Burroughs (Another enlightening story from my past. ~Fall 1999) “Let’s take your sister out and show her a good time,” my Pakistani Prince commanded from the seat next to me. “A … Continue reading
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