A few words from Haven

October 31, 2009

“Yes, it’s tragic. Especially from this distance. Kierkegaard’s father had a terrible secret, which he passed along to his son, and Kierkegaard felt he could never marry, because he would infect–something like that–his fiancee with the truth.” –AnnaLee in Haven Kimmel’s The Solace of Leaving Early “Dream Journal I never I never had sex with [...]

A skeleton walks into a bar…

October 28, 2009

…and asks for a beer and a mop.

So that’s why I like Joanna!

While driving my pimped-out 2003 Toyota Corolla on the way onto the sweat shop, I removed my eyes from the road for a microsecond. It was slick out and I really should have had all of my concentration on the lined asphalt ahead of me. Why did I do this? To hit the down button [...]

Take A Left

October 27, 2009

“My blood alcohol level is dangerously low,”– Dry, Augusten Burroughs (Another enlightening story from my past. ~Fall 1999) “Let’s take your sister out and show her a good time,” my Pakistani Prince commanded from the seat next to me. “A good time…hmm…I think that’s how she ended up in this predicament in the first place.” [...]