When the unfortunate coffee incident happened on Sunday, I found myself experiencing a strange sensation. Empathy. Delayed empathy for an ex-boyfriend. Out of respect for his favorite Days of Our Lives character, we’ll call him Roman. Coffee, one of life’s necessities, one of my deepest desires, sacred, was there on the floor exposed and rendered [...]
Genesis 1:3 – And God said, Let there be light: and there was light (and coffee). Go to Wawa or risk the following… 1. Find coffee maker/machine/thingy. allow adequate time for this step do not underestimate its difficulty 2. Put the brown stuff into the paper hat. may be white or brown in color 3. [...]
From a truly brilliant mind hang them on your wall-hol (david bowie-ism) I love Los Angeles. I love Hollywood. They’re beautiful. Everybody’s plastic, but I love plastic. I want to be plastic. Andy Warhol I like boring things. Andy Warhol I am a deeply superficial person. Andy Warhol I had a lot of dates but [...]
Last night was Back To School Night. That day my daughter’s teacher had her students write letters to their parents telling them about what happens in school. By shooting for confident and open-minded, I’ve achieved cocky and condescending. This is her letter. The Transcript (as is) To Mom, You know what’s going on in school. [...]
