Monthly Archives: September 2009

Delayed Response Concerning My Mother’s Guide…

Posted on September 30, 2009 by Lonna

When the unfortunate coffee incident happened on Sunday, I found myself experiencing a strange sensation. Empathy. Delayed empathy for an ex-boyfriend. Out of respect for his favorite Days of Our Lives character, we’ll call him Roman. Coffee, one of life’s … Continue reading →

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My Mother’s Guide to Making Coffee

Posted on September 29, 2009 by Lonna

Genesis 1:3 – And God said, Let there be light: and there was light (and coffee). Go to Wawa or risk the following… 1. Find coffee maker/machine/thingy. allow adequate time for this step do not underestimate its difficulty 2. Put … Continue reading →

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Warhol’s Words of Wisdom

Posted on September 27, 2009 by Lonna

From a truly brilliant mind hang them on your wall-hol (david bowie-ism) I love Los Angeles. I love Hollywood. They’re beautiful. Everybody’s plastic, but I love plastic. I want to be plastic. Andy Warhol I like boring things. Andy Warhol … Continue reading →

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Am I A Bad Parent?

Posted on September 25, 2009 by Lonna

Last night was Back To School Night. That day my daughter’s teacher had her students write letters to their parents telling them about what happens in school. By shooting for confident and open-minded, I’ve achieved cocky and condescending. This is … Continue reading →

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