I came across an Imaginary Boyfriend List yesterday that had spoken to me intimately. But since all of my boyfriends are imaginary, I thought I’d up the stakes. The difficulty in ranking them was excruciating. Especially slots 1 and 2. * * * 1. Andy Samberg Sorry Johnny, but Andy and I were bethrothed on Facebook (and ONLY [...]
Upon finding out that Michael Jackson decorated Neverland with mannequins, I had thought, “Mikey’s weird!” But now, after visiting Madame Tussaud’s Wax Museum in New York, I totally get it! I could seriously deal with having three, or four, maybe even five, of these in my home. All in different poses and costumes, of course. Wax [...]
The defense of this posting may arrive at a later date. This weekend a friend of mine noticed the Twilight poster pinned to my daughter’s bedroom door and said, “Twilight? You? Really? That’s trendy.” So I’ve been experiencing the need to explain. Okay. Here it goes. The poster technically belongs to my daughter because it’s on her [...]
In memory of a gem, I lay this upon you. The chandelier earrings, I had in high school and am making a special trip out to Macy’s to purchase another pair before the month runs out. Although, my hair will not be cut and/or dyed silver. Black stockings. Check. Leopard dress? Maybe. April 20, 1943 [...]
