(Not) Tony Award Winning Musical, A Fitness Carol

December 27, 2009

(Although her daughter participated in this epic event, the author insists that this review remains unbiased.) An Accompany Publishing Musical Play adapted from “A Christmas Carol” by Charles Dickens (to clear up any confusion). The date, Dec. 16th. The place, a school auditorium in the middle-of-nowhere’sville. Presented by the 4th and 5th grade chorus. Before [...]

The Tour of Mali’s House

December 6, 2009

In the tradition of Orson Welles, Felleni, and Kubrick, I leave you this… Star and Director: Amalia (then 6) ~Summer 2007 Pay no attention to the hair.   Mali’s Tour from Lonna Cottrell on Vimeo.

My Own Private Wrestlemania

November 23, 2009

Last week, I strung together words in an unforgivable sequence. I said to my nine year old, sixty-pound daughter, “You’re right. You are not allowed to join the wrestling league because you’re a girl.” A mostly male organization, but also open to females, if any dare. As if the hypocrisy and shame of this statement [...]

Mother Mary, could you?

November 18, 2009

This display of my mother’s least favorite picture (Mary at age 6?) and her posting of my Page 6 Trentonian spread on Facebook–entirely coincidental. First off, I love my mother. Not only is she my second best bud, she raised me, coddled me, and actually encouraged my nutty creativity. Not once did she suggest that [...]